Newsweek's annual Oscar contender Q&A has got to go away. You're either a celebrity rag or a news magazine. Pick one. To Nicole Kidman: It's easy to take risks when you live in a self constructed bubble. To Natlie Portman: "Just my baby and me?" It takes a village--really. Did that sperm come with a man? Call me when your nanny changes the diaper. To Colin Firth: Next time say something that demonstrates you deserve those looks and that talent.